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Pardon my Tarpon
01:24
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just a bony fish
with undesirable meat
catch me if you can
but i'm not something to eat
Leaping through the air for fun
chewing hoards of zoo plankton
hunt at night with my big lower jaw
fill my belly with food the i'm back with my brahs
just a bony fish
with undesirable meat
catch me if you can
but i'm not something to eat
Leaping through the air for fun
chewing hoards of zoo plankton
hunt at night with my big lower jaw
fill my belly with food the i'm back with my brahs
taking gulps of air
having not a care
watch my back for piscivorous birds
cause i don't got no health care
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holding down my river
it's so cold but I don't shiver
i'm always getting bigger
tell the females to come hither
my teeth are sharp as scissors
i'm always eating dinner
i'm always dodging fishers
getting thicker never thinner
some call me inconsiderate
but i don't even care
mi kin is nearly extinct
its like they were never there
i'm over 2 ft long
i'm never ever wrong
i'm always ripping bongs
and best believe it's strong
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snailin' it up on the sea floor
looking for a nice snail whore
SNAIL!
if you hatin' heres the door
i didn't choose to be born
but im not forlorn
SNAIL!
i'm stackin' up from snail porn!
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4. |
Gastric eversion
01:01
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eating something that i caught
but its something i don't want
stomach this food i cannot
tied up just like Gordian's knot
all this food up in my stomach
really wish i had a bucket
it starts to churn and starts to plummet
my stomach is now inside out
i threw up my lunch
of some greasy fuckin' kids and their stupid captain crunch
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5. |
Glutenous grouper
00:40
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I'm so stout
lounging about
i don't act out
just fill my large mouth
cant swim fast
cant swim far
spending all day eating caviar
big ass barbels
over-sized operculum
pale like Gollum
gorging myself all day and night
who gives a friggin' hoot its my goddamn' right
i'm hungrier than Ryback after a nice workout
tied up with his tongue out, at a family cookout
I'm so stout
lounging about
i don't act out
just fill my large mouth
cant swim fast
cant swim far
spending all day eating caviar
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6. |
Nooice!
01:28
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NOOICE!!
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