holding down my river
it's so cold but I don't shiver
i'm always getting bigger
tell the females to come hither
my teeth are sharp as scissors
i'm always eating dinner
i'm always dodging fishers
getting thicker never thinner
some call me inconsiderate
but i don't even care
mi kin is nearly extinct
its like they were never there
i'm over 2 ft long
i'm never ever wrong
i'm always ripping bongs
and best believe it's strong